freshman at their first Carman party, learning the hard way why you don’t mix jungle juice and Four Loko
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Jan 25, 2026
That dog’s collar is the only shiny thing in your life.
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You really thought I’d say yes?
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me starting at page 1 and feeling done already
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I worship the mess — sip, salute, suffer, repeat
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Opening the dryer and finding my favorite shirt half-melted again
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this is exactly how my smile looks before office hours as a TA
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Seeing your ex with someone new? Same energy as Monday.
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Sprinting out of class when the prof forgets to take attendance
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So you're auditioning for 'adulting'? Bravo, hate to be outclassed.
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honestly this is how i look waiting for my brain cells to spawn
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Delulu for potential: chaos is just plot in beta.
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