me when the waiter says and for you and i havent opened the menu
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Apr 09, 2026
That grin could scare away the entire audience at an actual comedy show.
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Practicing my casual vibe for future dramatic exits.
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Seeing CVN lecture audio cut out for the 7th time this hour
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wow, literally four pillows for his zero responsibilities
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Roar so extra even Mbappé felt benchwarmer energy
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Average-looking dog gets dressed like it's going to the Met Gala.
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That moment when you realize you’re not alone in the room
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watching someone walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands
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screaming is not gps, bestie
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I have never lost to a sushi roll photo. Not once.
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me after realizing Columbia students are just regular people with better LinkedIns
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