Sisyphus canceled his grind, now allergic to effort
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Mar 25, 2026
This cat is what happens when motivation takes a vacation.
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Fear is optional. Curiosity is absolute.
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Pretending I’m not judging Butler outfits but I am
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Faking joy at Spring Reading Week while my soul rots
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That face you make when 'quick meeting' lasts two hours.
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on the floor praying someone yaps with me to feel alive
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This rowing monitor’s judging harder than a Columbia prof.
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Spaghetti Cat got the ick from this noodle wig, savage.
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this is just my situationship texting back on read receipts
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Chucky’s face when I drop my embarrassing college lore.
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either i'm iconic or i'm deleting this in five minutes
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