When you finally learn how to stand but can’t walk it off.
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Apr 24, 2025
When you tried to impress your crush but ended up just scaring them.
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me after seeing ‘cheating’ in the subject line
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this ends up organizing midnight feather boa flash mobs
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This dog’s level of unbothered is aspirational, unlike your vibe.
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Just me contemplating buying another NFT.
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Main-character face, storage-room budget.
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Trying to impress your boss, but only impressing the door.
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When the stock market crashes but you still have your NFTs.
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Patrick pointing like e-board; me, hazed by my own smile.
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deciding i’m cutting him off while simultaneously queuing up his birth chart compatibility page for review
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honestly, your beard has more aura than you
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