that 11:56 refresh when the rubric reveals an extra tab labeled deliverables you somehow missed
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Apr 11, 2026
Ignoring work emails like you ignore adult responsibilities.
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When your Wi-Fi drops, but you're zen about it.
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catch me having a whole existential goon at applebees
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Finals week: anxiety here, regret there, chaos everywhere.
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No seats in Hewitt: the real Barnard struggle.
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Columbia lawn energy: smug, overpriced, morally bankrupt sheep.
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When you accidentally send a text and gotta play it cool.
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Hello Kitty realizing adulthood is just unpaid emotional labor
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This patented funk thy academy displays, oft ware,
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When you're trying too hard to be the main character but forgot the script.
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smiling like he didn't just hand Columbia over to ICE
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