0's the one who left work at 4pm, 6 stayed til next Tuesday.
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Mar 01, 2026
When you're trying to explain memes but only get crickets.
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Editing my feelings like I'm editing a selfie.
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You look like you just lost a debate with modern art.
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Stuck in traffic on the FDR, questioning every choice that got me here.
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When your Brooks quad is actually chaos
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John Jay when Nutella's out.
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Jim watching Dwight become a therapy case, dying.
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I once convinced myself I’d be productive if I wore my fanciest top to Butler. I was not.
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When the mask's ready to party, but you’re just here for snacks.
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That moment when the stock market crashes.
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Are you a distillery expert or just really good at pretending?
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