That hairstyle is more expressive than your personality, no cap.
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Apr 25, 2025
Your dating profile is basic, but your personality is a dumpster fire!
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Pepe gaslit my vibe and I’m filing emotional charges
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Bro, your vibe check is failing harder than your last date.
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When you remember your ex exists and you leap back into denial.
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Descartes might doubt the whale, but not the plastic.
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This flower’s got main character energy, but it’s straight chopped cheese.
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Pretending happiness with Lay's is the move.
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When you pretend your boss's emails don't exist.
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When you hit 'buy' on the wrong Columbia jacket.
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Boss: 'We need more positive feedback.' Me: *points to socks*
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The Butler escalator when you're running late for John Jay.
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