This kitty’s cooked, just like my GPA this semester.
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Feb 21, 2026
Quiet kitchen, loud heartbreak: Day 1 of March Madness, bracket officially deceased.
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This is my emotional support beverage, please do not judge its size or my life choices.
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This is the look after dorm WiFi cuts during finals
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You're dressed like a grad but still a broke kid.
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Bro’s mugshot out here mogging my entire dating profile.
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Camus would grin; this whale embodies bathtime's absurdity.
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Asked one question in class, now I'm the main event.
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When your therapist asks if you feel 'stable' lol nope
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When you ghost all your responsibilities to hit the dance floor.
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Why every time I try to enjoy nature, somebody in a gown poppin’ up like they tryna recreate America’s Next Top Graduate?
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bro when he sees the sandwich he hid is missing from the cooler
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