me pretending i’m unbothered while rereading his last message for the 7th time today
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Apr 03, 2026
When the bartender is more relaxed than you at your own party.
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Vests with zero rizz, all sus and desperately unemployed.
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Finding a seat in Butler? Easier said than done!
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Heidegger would ask: does the ping reveal or conceal Being?
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this definitely hits different after four seat craps out 1000m in
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This is exactly how I look when I walk past a tour group
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mascot really said i’m too famous for this broke event
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Inviting the crowd to a fashion disaster instead of a concert.
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i wear my party hat because my mental breakdown needs accessories
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It’s giving 'I’m the mascot for Columbia’s cheer squad.'
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Look mom, I’m socializing... via pixelated ghosts.
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