Saturday means blending smoothies while skimming Dodge hours.
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Oct 02, 2025
Columbia men in Millstein: furiously polishing their personality.
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When the VC startup pitch is just vibes.
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Why you look like you’re fighting over the last slice?
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If Spongebob gets any more twisted, he’ll sprain his dignity—does his health plan even cover existential breakdowns?
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This kid’s rizz is just sand, absolute bot energy.
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We are NOT ready for this level of icon energy
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genuinely how i looked after psych midterm results lmao
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Walked into a summit but accidentally crashed a reality show.
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When you try to be deep but you're just shallow AF.
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Barnard girl energy: overpriced, dramatic, unbothered
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accidentally sent that text and now I'm cooked
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