When the group chat's roast is hotter than your dating prospects.
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Apr 25, 2025
Just finished the assignment I started last night
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Emoji clocked my despair, now it’s packing heat.
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Too cool for Ferris strawberries, too slow for Hamilton elevators.
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Trying to explain your love life like: 'LOL, what?'
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Gossiping about who’s more blessed than you are.
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Bacon so loud it blocked out my brain cells.
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Just saw my mom text my boss for the first time
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My diet plan: Make cake, eat cake, repeat.
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me when the group chat says ‘let’s meet at 8am’
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That cube at the bottom just judging my life choices in 3D.
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the second modafinil hits and you remember everything is real
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