no trust me i’ve got this whole exam covered, next question
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Feb 17, 2026
Bro’s got Barnard rejection letter energy, straight up savage.
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canon event: throwing my dignity for scraps everyone else decided already belong to brad
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me glaring at my phone after he leaves me on read but still watches my stories instantly
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me pretending this isn’t the last time i’ll see you
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Me after failing Barnard’s intro class, still thumbs up.
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Core Curriculum: Just another waitlist for Columbia dinosaurs.
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Front meerkat’s aura? Zero. Back one’s the goat.
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Wearing the Helm of Darkness (aka headphones) to block out the sound of parental commands.
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Me watching a gooner lock in on Ferris Booth snacks.
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Smiling like he just found my last fry, delulu king
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when u remember that embarrassing thing from 3 years ago
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