This is me, buffering between meltdown levels and coffee shortages.
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Mar 02, 2026
milk carton in crisis but the bin is steady
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feeling spiritually aligned with skipping PE for a nap
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Therapy calls me less dramatic than this face.
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Gothic spires serve face while I struggle with basic adulting
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girl in the back clocked that she signing up for therapy
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Call it hydration or pre-finals panic, class notes soaking.
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When you find out the Earth is round.
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Call it heterochromia, I call it post-bacc Bacchanal.
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you can tell bro says "per my last email" unironically
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Two Spider-Dudes mogging each other, NYPD just yapping nearby.
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Low Memorial steps: prime spot for delulu life planning.
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