Sisyphus would smile like this, if boulders were jokes.
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May 09, 2026
He’s proof you can be adorable and suspiciously unhinged at the same time.
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whole place is just brain rot but the columns got tenure
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me pretending i’m fine after he replies “lol” to my 3-paragraph emotional dump
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Columbia’s infinite loop: Start midterms. Never end.
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Me watching my groupmate confidently explain the wrong graph for 6 minutes on our 30% final presentation
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Thoughts buffering like Columbia Wi-Fi during finals week
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Christ's expression says, 'You thought that was a blessing?'
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Porcelain’s neutral ground. Sooner or later, everybody gets called out.
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When you and your friends are clearly not qualified but somehow landed the job anyway.
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Bro’s face screams ‘I’m cooked’ in this aquarium drama.
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