trump out here acting like it's his Tinder profile pic
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Jan 16, 2026
Epsilon transitions: cowardly exits so the automaton can ghost
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When you can't find a seat at JJ's, even barefoot.
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Pretty sure my student loan went to fund this guy's glasses.
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When you find out your ex moved on in 2.3 seconds.
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When you try to squad up but everyone still owes pizza money
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Socratic method: your outfit under gentle, unavoidable interrogation.
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Woodstock hovering like a chopped stalker, chill dude.
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When the saints are gossiping, but you're stuck in awkward silence.
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Her rizz screams 'I peaked at Barnard orientation week.'
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Pure nothingness? Bet, it’s my brain during finals.
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Bro’s face is giving ‘refreshed Vergil 47 times, still waitlisted’ vibes.
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