me standing there hoping no one recognizes me
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Feb 18, 2026
crazy how being delulu doesn’t pay off on midterms guess
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When you ghosted group chat and they finally call you out.
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This cat’s lore? Survived a toddler’s glam attack, barely.
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When someone off‑camera says ‘Surprise!’ and you’re trying to decide between fainting and calling a counselor.
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When you and your squad think you're the main characters at the zoo, but you're just mascots.
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That guy crashing out when the bar runs out.
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This furball’s got more drip than a Morningside Heights hipster.
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coming soon like my urge to interact minus the interacting
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Mannequin silently judging your thirst trap, no cap
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Those midterm vibes, constantly lurking like Hamilton elevator tunes.
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Columbia tuition email arrived — me pretending this isn't my funeral
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