when you and your roommate agree to ‘just check out’ the pregame
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Feb 17, 2026
This snowman’s got Unc Status, chilling harder than us.
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freshmen after getting nuked for holding the door open at JJs
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MEMO: RE: Action Items for Cat-Napping Optimization – Stakeholders are encouraged to circle back regarding the low-hanging fruit of ergonomic pillow alignment.
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This dog’s face screams ‘I’m chopped, get me outta here!’
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When your bank balance matches your IQ: zero.
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Homer’s face when he realizes he’s an NPC dad.
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POV me when I get left on delivered and start buggin
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me after my TA sends a whole pdf because i missed one class
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Forced optimism looks exactly like this.
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getting groomed for another round of forced school spirit
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Jersey whispering I hide your sins like a faithful wingman
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