Existentialism suggests bringing your own Minion to the absurd.
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May 01, 2026
Bro’s yawning like he’s stuck in Butler over spring break.
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Lowkey a bot pretending to be a party.
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Trapped in a baby box, bet he’s tweaking hard.
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This dude's more nosy than my group chat after 10 PM.
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Bro’s face is cooked, even Columbia can’t fix that mess.
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When your church decides it’s also Coachella but less fun.
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me calling out my group project partner in front of everyone
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This cat’s judging me harder than my prof’s red pen.
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Me after finding out attendance isn’t mandatory
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christmas spirit got me flopping like my GPA rn
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Wait, you mean the AP curve is real?
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