That’s just the dining hall mystery meat watching me eat
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Anonymous
Feb 02, 2026
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acting like a legend for microwaving popcorn perfectly
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Anonymous
Feb 17, 2026
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Laughing at my own bad decisions like it’s a hobby
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Anonymous
Mar 30, 2026
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Anonymous
Apr 02, 2026
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Last time I took a ‘quick’ break with a friend, we ended up crying laughing and forgot the assignment existed.
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Anonymous
Jan 25, 2026
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John Jay broccoli or Columbia midterms? Can’t tell the difference.
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Anonymous
Sep 13, 2025
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You're the sidekick no one asked for, but here we are.
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Anonymous
May 28, 2025
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day twenty not being able to read people's fake little smiles
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Anonymous
Dec 30, 2025
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Shark bed ragebaiting this cat into a full meltdown
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Anonymous
Nov 12, 2025
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Me pretending my life tastes better than it is.
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Anonymous
Mar 01, 2026
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That face says, 'Did I just see my ex with someone cuter?'
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Anonymous
May 27, 2025
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girl walks in to group project thinking it'll be collaborative? brain rot whole way down