me after telling myself it’s just a five-minute TikTok break during finals week
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Jan 23, 2026
It looked different in the brochure.
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Highkey prettier than your influencer ex
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Existential crisis, but with better snacks.
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Bro really said 'I’m the life of the party' with a tire!
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Hello Kitty just clocked her boss’s shady Slack DMs.
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not me laughing at my own Canvas post in class
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this is my brain logging into an 8am Zoom
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Student loans: smiling, toothless, highkey sucking my soul
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If denial was an Olympic sport, I’d medal
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when you realize your quick TikTok break lasted two hours
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Judging you harder than your therapist after a breakup.
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