This kid’s geeked on sand, bro, straight dying!
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Feb 24, 2026
That 'C' logo highkey begging for a savage roast.
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Suit jacket doing I read the LinkedIn bio cosplay
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Sitting here pretending I’m not chopped in Ivy League land.
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When Tylenol meets 'Family Guy' level headaches.
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When you discover Millstein Green Chairs are for Barnard students only.
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just paid $8 for the worst latte of my life but at least i’m quirky now
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The stars are outshining your personality, no cap.
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When you finally get diploma but owe Butler Library $84 🙄📚
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when he soft launches another girl while still texting me goodnight like nothing happened
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that face when you forget your Zoom cam is on
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Camp Half-Blood’s youngest demigod hacker, determined to uncover the prophecy about snack time.
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