When you overhear Primal Scream plans, total panic.
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Nov 14, 2025
manifesting main character energy with no supporting cast again
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my beard's doing more work than my will to live rn
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Lurking like it's auditioning for the next reality show.
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Waiting for my reflection to analyze me in CULPA.
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Cartesian horror: I blink, therefore I panic.
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If the clown's face was a mood, it’d be ‘cringe.’
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When JJ's is out of fries but not attitude.
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My Charisma check to make this ukulele sound epic is... pending.
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When you realize Millstein's green chairs won't fix finals stress.
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during registration, seeing 'prerequisite: x' until the last word is recommended, not required
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how i look crawling out of bed for 8am lecture
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