When you finally embrace your superhero alter ego but still can't fly out of your album sales slump.
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Aug 18, 2025
When you realize your personalities are more basic than penguin stereotypes.
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Hearing a millennial say 'adulting'.
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Your 'slay' outfit screams thrift store reject
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Lost behind 32 pages of Core Curriculum. Send help.
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me after saying I'm fine and immediately Tweak
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delulu enough to think I’d handle the drink—per usual
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Being benignly warmed up before the existential dread hits
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me after realizing finals week is just crying in Butler and existential dread
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me realizing i just paid $8 for a latte that tastes like burnt regret and oat milk tears
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i bet even that cup tasted bitter
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When you flex your throne but it’s just a glorified snack holder.
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