Smiling whale lowkey here to record your parental breakdowns, no cap
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May 01, 2026
Gradient pretending to be deep, actually mid and emotionally cooked.
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When your personality is more stacked than your issues.
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When you realize the treat jar is empty... again!
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this red light really said contemplate your sins
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These sheep just won Moshava’s unofficial Gaga tournament.
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me when Ferris takes away grilled cheese for the third time this month: I’m out, I refuse
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That smirk is just her hiding snacks from the Louvre.
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me vs. people who eat pizza with a fork and knife
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Neymar, penalty shootout's drama queen, bottles the moment
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Finding an open seat in Milstein = chemical warfare.
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when you realize you’ve been holding your phone upside down for the last five minutes
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