Hamilton elevators are basically just wearing high heels.
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Sep 12, 2025
Side-eye so hard it just saw your GPA slip at Columbia
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Two dudes with zero rizz arguing over frozen pizza.
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why do i feel like im about to get called on
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Lowkey judging your life choices, billing you for emotional damage.
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Clapping at your delulu situationship like a router celebrating signal loss
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Stairway looks easier than Monday's existential dread.
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Nobody: Dad: What do you call an owl that does magic tricks? Hoo-dini!
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Bro just crashed out over a $5 slice, no cap.
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Gaming chair has a better dating profile than him
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Justin's mugshot is how I feel after CULPA results.
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Me trying to look happy around people who hate me.
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