me pretending i’m healed while searching his tweets for hidden meanings at 2am
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Apr 03, 2026
Butler Library flexing while these bots just vibe in blur.
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Ancient marble moms: flexing eternal naps, silently judging your chopped cheese
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Eyes say boardroom boss, nap schedule says mess
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When a pretentious person finds their favorite wine at a discount store.
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When you crashout over Barnard’s tuition bill, delulu vibes.
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This cow's staring like I owe it Butler Library fines.
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This is what hope looks like if you squint.
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That one friend who's actually fun and everyone hates it
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Miley in John Jay's line: "Why are there no strawberries left?"
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Butler Library the real goat, y’all just spawned here.
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me seeing my grade drop on SSOL and trying not to sob
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