only dude who chills in the Oval Office like a dorm lounge
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Jan 16, 2026
Brain’s flexing more than my GPA, no cap
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When JJ’s Place ice-cream machine is the only thing working.
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When you realize Monday has more personality than you.
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The only thing you’ve groomed is your laziness.
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timeout for my mental health
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me when a tour group parks in the middle of campus traffic
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Your outfit's so loud, it just called the cops on itself.
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When you’re trying to remember if you actually left your charger plugged in
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My face when the structural integrity is questioned.
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bro you ever laugh so hard at a TikTok you forget what class you’re in
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me when my professor takes attendance for a 200 person lecture
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