realizing the assigned reading has 200 more pages due tonight

realizing the assigned reading has 200 more pages due tonight

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Anonymous
Apr 22, 2026
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Main character energy? More like background NPCs in life

Main character energy? More like background NPCs in life

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Anonymous
Mar 30, 2026
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I once spent 12 minutes rehearsing my speech, only to forget it the second the wind hit my face

I once spent 12 minutes rehearsing my speech, only to forget it the second the wind hit my face

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Anonymous
Jan 25, 2026
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Bro, this isn’t a championship, it’s a snack heist gone wrong.

Bro, this isn’t a championship, it’s a snack heist gone wrong.

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Anonymous
Apr 25, 2025
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Street’s screaming justice, but my group chat’s dead.

Street’s screaming justice, but my group chat’s dead.

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Anonymous
Mar 10, 2026
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Spawned in an Evenflo box, straight up canon event.

Spawned in an Evenflo box, straight up canon event.

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Anonymous
Feb 26, 2026
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Texting your ex and that penguin just called you basic.

Texting your ex and that penguin just called you basic.

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Anonymous
Apr 13, 2025
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my last two brain cells fighting for the only charger

my last two brain cells fighting for the only charger

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Anonymous
Mar 27, 2026
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Future me judging current me from a better altitude

Future me judging current me from a better altitude

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Anonymous
Mar 02, 2026
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Waving like he’s got unc status, but hair’s chopped cheese.

Waving like he’s got unc status, but hair’s chopped cheese.

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Anonymous
Feb 21, 2026
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gonna tweak out for eternity if I mix like those colors

gonna tweak out for eternity if I mix like those colors

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Anonymous
Dec 18, 2025
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Someone brought coffee, but hope remains absent.

Someone brought coffee, but hope remains absent.

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Anonymous
May 05, 2026
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