realizing the assigned reading has 200 more pages due tonight
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Apr 22, 2026
Main character energy? More like background NPCs in life
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I once spent 12 minutes rehearsing my speech, only to forget it the second the wind hit my face
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Bro, this isn’t a championship, it’s a snack heist gone wrong.
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Street’s screaming justice, but my group chat’s dead.
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Spawned in an Evenflo box, straight up canon event.
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Texting your ex and that penguin just called you basic.
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my last two brain cells fighting for the only charger
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Future me judging current me from a better altitude
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Waving like he’s got unc status, but hair’s chopped cheese.
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gonna tweak out for eternity if I mix like those colors
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Someone brought coffee, but hope remains absent.
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