She’s yapping to Pepsi cans, thinking she’s got main character energy.

She’s yapping to Pepsi cans, thinking she’s got main character energy.

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Anonymous
Feb 27, 2026
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Showed up to Butler with Starbucks, Uggs, and a pink bow, and someone actually said “so basic” out loud. The prophecy fulfilled.

Showed up to Butler with Starbucks, Uggs, and a pink bow, and someone actually said “so basic” out loud. The prophecy fulfilled.

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Anonymous
Feb 17, 2026
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my skin smile logged out like i’m not even an NPC

my skin smile logged out like i’m not even an NPC

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Anonymous
Dec 07, 2025
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When you plan a roast but serve a salad instead.

When you plan a roast but serve a salad instead.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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me after walking into Dodge and smelling 1972

me after walking into Dodge and smelling 1972

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Anonymous
Feb 17, 2026
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His stare’s got me down bad, type shi, fr.

His stare’s got me down bad, type shi, fr.

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Anonymous
Feb 26, 2026
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When you take 'head in the clouds' literally.

When you take 'head in the clouds' literally.

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Anonymous
Aug 14, 2025
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Bill Gates at the mention of Epstein, suddenly wishing the spotlight was just about Windows updates.

Bill Gates at the mention of Epstein, suddenly wishing the spotlight was just about Windows updates.

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Anonymous
Feb 06, 2026
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me after one week trying to keep up with freshmen

me after one week trying to keep up with freshmen

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Anonymous
Feb 08, 2026
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The saints gossiping like it's a reality show reunion.

The saints gossiping like it's a reality show reunion.

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Anonymous
Apr 25, 2025
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me recovering from failing to lock in before my exam

me recovering from failing to lock in before my exam

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Anonymous
Apr 01, 2026
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Hello Kitty finding out her degree ain’t it, cooked.

Hello Kitty finding out her degree ain’t it, cooked.

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Anonymous
Feb 21, 2026
1 like