Mike judging me harder than a Columbia prof’s rubric.
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Feb 28, 2026
that face you make when your fave show gets canceled again
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Chat said 'wyd' and then ghosted my entire existence
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Whale smiling like it rejected your Columbia app, no cap
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listening to your own bad decisions replay in your head
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When you open the fridge and realize it's just sad light
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Trump in a chicken fit, tacos ragebaiting his dignity.
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Nerd asks sources, finger shows slides and zero empathy
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That 'I denied your friend request' look
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me having class on Presidents' Day while everyone else is off — barely holding on
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Bro, with those glasses, you're a vibe check fail.
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Realizing you agreed to plans you already lowkey hate
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