me walking into another situationship i know will end in a notes app breakdown
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Apr 03, 2026
A quick Zyn to keep the illithid whispers at bay. Or maybe just to focus.
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Comparing our elbows in her vacation post while whispering ‘I’m literally fine’ and screenshotting for later analysis.
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they lifting like i pay attention during lectures
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Columbia email: tuition due. Octopus files all eight tentacles for bankruptcy
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Waiting for my motivation to show up like it's late for class
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Professor: Just another day in Dodge locker rooms.
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Manifesting good grades with bad intentions
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When your sleeves have more personality than your jokes.
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Plato's cave had better lighting, same suspicious look.
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Fun pillow trap or silent scream? The world may never know
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me waiting for the JJs lady to not yell at me for once
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