Every time I wear my glasses in a snowstorm, I remember why contacts exist
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Jan 25, 2026
Certified NPC: Barnard diploma in fake enthusiasm, no cap.
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Bro’s face when Earl gates slam shut, highkey done.
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Me front row in 8am discussion after only reading the abstract, nodding way too hard
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When Netflix asks if I'm still watching—obviously.
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Bro’s watch screaming ‘I’m a big deal,’ but we ain’t glazing that.
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me solemnly pledging to manifest EC housing
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finals week got my soul feeling like this JPEG
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I sat down to reserve a Butler spot at 8am and now I’m part of the furniture.
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Finally spotting that one hot guy during peak John Jay rush.
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Left: apologize. Right: gaslight. Buttons both lying, like your ex
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Existentialism, now available in high-definition glasses
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