When your GPA tries but never hits Jackson's high notes.
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Sep 17, 2025
I asked for directions ended up circumnavigating my will to live
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session limit confirmed even more commitment than my ex
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Snowman out here looking chopped, still slaying the block.
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When you're trying to be relatable but end up just creepy.
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the look you give when you both know you’re not making that 9am
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Looking like you just found out it's only Tuesday, huh?
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the customer support guy after i yell for forty straight minutes
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When the group chat says ‘Let’s hang out!’ but you just wanna nap
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Guess who’s ignoring their emails again?
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The only thing colder than these cans is my GPA after Senior Night.
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opening Zoom camera after overestimating my own personality
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