When your excuse is so bad even WWE drops the mic
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Mar 01, 2026
Bro, cat turned the blinds into a sus hammock, delulu vibes.
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carrying inner rage like unpaid rent, bet no refund uploads
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When you aim for greatness but life throws deer at you.
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me when someone says "calm down" over nothing
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This is Ferris strawberry levels of surprising.
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This is what waiting for GRC emails does to a person.
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me looking for a Butler seat during midterms and giving up instantly
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me standing my ground after telling my friends i’d block him but just muting his story instead
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showing up for cardio and the only machine is a plane
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me realizing Columbia students aren’t actually that smart but still pretending it’s impressive
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me acting unphased at work after he left me on delivered for 12 hours straight
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