Just realized my life’s a tragic comedy and I’m the punchline
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Mar 02, 2026
Those green glasses aren’t hiding how you Googled ‘can chickens sue McDonald’s?’ on grandma’s WiFi.
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When you’re nodding off in a meeting but look like a wise sage.
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These llamas lookin’ like they just clocked my bad vibes.
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Bro looks like a chopped Zoom call glitch screaming 'Y U NO!'
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Camus would smile at this perfectly timed absurdity.
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me taking the butler steps personally every time someone blocks the door
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Just like my motivation: peeled and discarded.
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This dude’s buggin’ over a canon event: Butler Library all-nighter.
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if the napkins mess up I am not responsible for smashing
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that outfit is giving me secondhand embarrassment.
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Every Monday morning feels like an 8am class.
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