When you carry yourself like an adult but your only achievement is walking
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Mar 10, 2026
Congrats on writing the world’s saddest Mad Lib—missing noun: “wit.”
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Just another day in Hamilton's waitlist nightmare.
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That face you make when WiFi dies during your fave show
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This tweaker cat pretending everything’s chill, we clocked it.
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Hamilton elevator just like the CS class waitlist.
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This plot got glazed harder than a Columbia senior's LinkedIn
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Kierkegaard would admire this quietly committed misplacement
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Columbia alumni network: smiling facade, actually trading your soul for internships
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You’re more basic than a vanilla cupcake in a sea of flavors.
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me when I finally sit down and remember I left my charger at home
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One crumb lost and civilization crumbles into dust.
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