Why does he look like he’s judging my life choices?
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Apr 24, 2025
Identity crisis: already tired of me.
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when i say i’m unbothered but keep refreshing his chat to see if he’s typing
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Me trying to act calm when boss calls me to discuss 'urgent' stuff.
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already mentally graduated oh wait this class is my last boss
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me checking his instagram story after saying i’m done caring what he does
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Me after finding out attendance isn’t mandatory
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Field’s party vibe got me dead, straight Columbia energy.
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Getting a seat in Butler Library is Columbia's real superhero test.
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Childish fry wars: the real Hunger Games of friendship.
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literally watching my productivity coo itself off a cliff
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O glittering peer, whose counsel oft is thin, not e'en thy sequins cloak thine original sin.
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