Me: "I love you." My dog: "Are you serious?!"
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Aug 13, 2025
that glossy stare you give after explaining the worst lore
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Descartes doubts; you answer, 'I overanalyzed, therefore I am'
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If he sits any straighter, the couch might run for Senate.
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Jay-Z out here looking salty I didn’t stream his old mixtape.
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This pup’s mogging harder than econ majors at Columbia.
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Is that monkey pondering life or your embarrassing selfies?
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New sneakers: when Ferris strawberries never run out.
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Looking like the ‘sad’ filter on Instagram came to life.
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captain “team spirit” when i’m just trying to manifest energy
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NPC aura farmer pretending to be deep
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me getting the group project email and immediately spiraling
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