Lowkey finished: thinks licking nose gives it rizz, still single
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Apr 23, 2026
Trying to act cool but you're just a fluffball.
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When your vibe is 'serious performer' but your outfit says 'couch potato.'
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pretending to care at family dinner like a pro
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Heavenly Pepe dropping cringe lore, sybau already.
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That grin could blind a seal from a mile away.
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When your squad's all attitude but no one's paying rent.
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Bro’s giving ‘I just aced my Barnard finals’ energy.
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When your meal prep goes...bananas!
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8am class, brought to you by Columbia's questionable life choices.
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That cat's self-care routine is just you, but with fur.
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Both buttons whisper 'apply to Columbia' and my soul slaps back
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