The only thing more central than this heart is the Torah at shul—ask any rabbi.
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Mar 26, 2026
Columbia's Core Curriculum vs. your protein shake goals.
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When your squad's more dramatic than the actual war.
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Columbia glazing itself while I’m failing midterms.
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This background has the emotional depth of a hungover goldfish and I respect that.
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That moment caffeine stops working.
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I once tried to hype up a Low Steps snowball fight by waving my arms like this and got pelted immediately. Worth it.
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When you get ghosted right before Valentine’s and your friends keep asking if you’re okay like I’m literally fine I swear (I am not)
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That expression says, 'Help, I've been abducted by Santa!'
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Me pretending I’m fine while everywhere’s falling apart
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Pup’s aura finished, looking like a Dodge Gym regular.
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already drafting apology notes in my head
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