feeling that caffeine hit with literally zero rizz present
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Apr 22, 2026
me after surviving another JJs lady yelling session like it’s a personal achievement
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You're more excited than I am about Friday at 5, chill.
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me giving that look when we both know we’re skipping
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honestly her hair color is giving phylicia from payroll reboot vibes
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me saying i’m not spiraling while googling "how to stop thinking about someone who doesn’t care"
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that one senior who just found out commencement is at Baker Field
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Bro’s mewing mid-thought, jawline still trash tho.
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When someone cuts the John Jay line and everyone just silently stares like it’s a UN crisis meeting.
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brian greene files truthers after another lecture with zero answers
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me prepping for finals with my snack reserves
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when your TA acts like you’re personally responsible for the downfall of academia because you missed recitation
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