when you treat Butler like your personal desk and dare anyone to say something
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Feb 12, 2026
pretending to care at family dinner like a pro
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there’s glass but still no barrier between me and self-hate
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Sisyphus upgraded to paperwork; still rolling uphill, now with forms.
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this was me waiting for rev drinks payout with eight dollars in checking
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Y'all look like you're planning a party nobody's invited to.
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when the email says deadline moved forward, as in later not sooner
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When they say "we need to talk" and you're allergic to talks.
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My snack vanished; the universe formally apologizes.
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This spiral binder flexes harder than its creator's social life
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When your dog steals your spot but also your thunder.
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so this is adulthood? didn’t sign up for this
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