me hope posting again except this time it’s a freakin snail
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Apr 10, 2026
academia said canon event now it’s just trauma tuesday
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Finished. Like my group chat's last braincell.
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trying to fight sleep like it owes me money
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Stars debating how to ghost you while you're still on read.
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me at 12:00:01 snagging a senior scramble wristband while my groupme is still asking if the link is for gs gala or sga formal
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me after finally getting a spot on the Dodge stairmaster
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Art's supposed to inspire, but I’m just refreshing.
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Congrats on being the center of attention... for all the wrong reasons.
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Bro, cat flexing harder than me at Columbia Career Fair!
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Me after hearing your life story - 'seriously?'
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When you're too busy contemplating life to care about your hygiene.
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