Why does the cat look like it just read your dating profile?
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Apr 29, 2025
That moment when your team loses harder than your will to live.
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me giving you that look where the plan is doomed and we’re still in
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The only thing moving here is my will to leave this dorm.
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when i say i’m focusing on myself but keep checking if he watched my story
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John Jay's rolled sushi – trying a bit too hard, like Squidward.
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It’s like numbers fighting over who’s the biggest disappointment.
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My face after failing a Charisma check to convince myself I didn't just see that.
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When you see your crush talking to someone else and try to play it cool.
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More chill than a Milstein green chair.
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That camel's smile is the only bright spot in your life choices.
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That watch screaming 'I have money' like a Barnard trust fund
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