About to drop a mixtape titled 'Nap Time Blues'
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Mar 10, 2026
This tree's giving main character, couple just spawned as extras.
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Celebrating your birthday alone, did you forget the invite list?
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The cake's decisive bite reads like a manifesto: parental orders duly ignored.
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My face when Chef Mike's sub isn't available at JJ's.
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Trying to build a relationship but it looks like this mess.
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when your fave song comes on but the DJ flubs the drop
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That moment you meet your spirit ant at a gated party you weren’t invited to
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my therapist quit looking at this
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When your squad's so extra, even the foliage is confused.
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Me pretending the pain isn’t real but gripping on
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“This is my contribution to the Carman party ecosystem.”
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