Plato would've judged the Forms, then snagged both pints.
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May 01, 2026
Can't I have a kid feeling while avoiding responsibilities
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Group chat: someone says 'we should hang' — immediate coward energy
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Draco's sneer: certified buggin' over zero personality points
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Confetti finally escaped this man's midlife crisis
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hearing your roommate eat like a friggin vacuum cleaner again
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Man’s staring like he caught you gooning over vintage plaid shirts.
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“this is what spontaneous community looks like, right?”
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Millstein chairs learned from the Hamilton elevator: immobile, but plush.
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not even my heater hugs me this aggressively
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When you're too classy to care about your own drama.
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how it feels to say "i don’t care" then immediately check if he liked my post
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