I'm gonna pretend bills don't exist today.
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Aug 18, 2025
Acting smart while avoiding emotional growth.
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Nothing prepares you for the way Jae looks at you when you forget to cite a single line in AP.
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Bro looking like he just crashed out over a 2% grade drop.
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Bro, this cat’s crashing out like it’s finals week at Columbia!
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That moment you realize your GPA is a myth
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When life wears you out but you still gotta smile.
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this feels illegal like ragebaiting my 5th zoom breakout in midterms
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Nobody: Dad: Why don't owls make friends? They don't give a hoot!
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"You have to leave your bed before noon." sybau.
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Aristotle notes the owl's golden mean of astonishment.
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me thinking AKPsi would never get exposed this hard
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