When your sleep schedule is a bigger mess than your life.
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Apr 26, 2025
Salty TA who flagged your Barnard essay for plagiarism
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Still not obsessed with your selfie obsession.
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Caught mid-complaint like, 'Can I get a break, please?'
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Sybau, math sheet, stop flexing all these formulas.
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one tender moment shuts me down for six weeks
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me after finally finding a spot at Senior Night and realizing it’s just the sticky corner
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Porch railings say Golden Girls, the guy says FBI informant—this sitcom’s got a body count.
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When your friend spills tea but you're still sipping that existential dread.
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at my most unc status berating the onions again
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trump giving heart eyes like he got free Chick-fil-A
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Shark bed ate, cat’s just dying of embarrassment rn.
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