Shabbat shalom, but with a little extra chutzpah from the North Pole.
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Mar 30, 2026
Monkey’s aura farming harder than a Barnard influencer.
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me distracting myself with tiktoks instead of texting him first like i said i wouldn’t
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The Milstein chairs, a haunted house of empty seat hope.
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Me pretending to listen while plotting how to ghost everyone.
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Yoda finally found a working water station—JK he's in Dodge.
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Plato would prefer her form to mere height.
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Empire State trying to flex, still owes rent to capitalism
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When the Hamilton elevator tries its best but just can’t even.
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Looking like a snack but feeling like a whole meal prep.
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i swear every time i check how much work i have left it feels like the universe is personally plotting against me finishing anything on time
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My face when plans get cancelled but I'm secretly relieved
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