trying to nap like it’ll cure my disappointing midterm season
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Apr 10, 2026
These penguins look like they just got ghosted by the fish market.
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More like an oversized napkin than a performer.
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i’m dressed up like motivation but i haven’t felt an emotion in months
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Dodge Gym’s 5 mats vs. 31k stressed students—a true Columbia feature.
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When the sleeves are more popular than the performer.
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seeing 'waitlisted' and spiraling until i notice i'm #1 on it
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When you think you're the main character but you're just comic relief.
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When you look cute but your dark deeds glow up instantly
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Sunset Gaga: where the rules are made up and Ariella’s roar is law.
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When your scarf is so tznius even your bubbe approves.
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me acting like ci failing is not my problem
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